Obama

Obama gets a Nobel Peace Prize for bombing the moon. Oh wait, he bombed the moon AND got a Nobel Peace Prize. Isn't bombing the moon an act of war?! Why didn't he use sanctions and tried to negotiate to get the "ice" that underneath the Moon's surface? Did we invade the Moon unilaterally or did we go with a Coalition of the Willing? Did we go to the UN to get a resolution condemning the Moon for having illegal weapons? Or for having poisonous cheese?

Only four United States Presidents have ever gotten a Nobel Peace Prize. President Theodore Roosevelt received it for negotiating a peace treaty between Russia and Japan in 1906. President Wilson got one for the Treaty of Versailles (which led to German anger and Hitler) and the League of Nations (a less competent version of the United Nations). President Carter got one in 2002 for decades of failed appeasements. What has Obama done to receive his Nobel Peace Prize? The only thing he has done is apologize for everything America has done wrong and stated that the United States needs to improve itself. Obama needs to change his slogan from "Hope and Change" to "Apologize and Beg."

Is it too early to give Obama an award like this? He has been President for less than a year, no treaties have been signed, his poll numbers are slipping, plus Afghanistan and Iraq are continuing under his watch. Do the people that award these prizes look at the credentials of some of their awardees? Arafat got a peace prize in 1994. He continued to wage terrorism and warfare on the state of Israel until his last day on this planet.

Obama should say "Thanks but no thanks" to his award and get back to the real issue: figuring out how to apologize to the rest of the world for bombing the Moon.